Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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