she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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