Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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