This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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