Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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