her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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