CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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