lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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