so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize
