He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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