weddingsv make me drug and hornr
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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