This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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