Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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