please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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