I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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