So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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