i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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