so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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