pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
People with herpes should wear stickers.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
