I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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