did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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