listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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