i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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