So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
