Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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