best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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