But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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