after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Will exercising make me less horny?
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