Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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