Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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