I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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