Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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