i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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