There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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