Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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