i wish there were pregnant emoticons
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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