He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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