I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I need to sanitize my soul.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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