her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
