I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We just shotgunned beers for America
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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