Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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