I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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