Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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