If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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