why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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