Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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