I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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