That's intense
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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