you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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