Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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